*TLC is suing Jon Gosselin for literally all the money he made from unauthorized interviews, paparazzi deals, etc. and they want him pay all their legal fees. This must be what it feels like to be wrapped in a Snuggie made of gold and angel wings.
*Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today because she failed to complete the alcohol education classes that she was ordered to attend as part of her 2007 DUI arrest. The problem is that the classes don’t actually serve booze, so there was just no chance of Lindsay staying.
*John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston may be back together because John needs new material for his Twitter account.
*Tyra Banks is airing the first televised colonic because there just isn’t enough crap on TV.
