The Morning MIX

Gross outs.
Gross outs.

WARNING: MILDLY GRAPHIC CONTENT AHEAD (from Sarah). 

So something totally gross: driving home from grandma and grandpa’s with the boys, had the windows down with my arm out. Ya know… crusin’. I happened to look down at my wrist and noticed this white stringy stuff just a flapping in the breeze. I’m thinking, “Friggin’ cobwebsOHHHH NOOOO SPIDERSSSSSSS.” (Spoiler alert… not spiders.) 

So I reach down to see what it is and it’s sticky. At the same time my oldest is saying, “Mom, there’s something on the window,” I’m catching the scent of Juicy Fruit. That’s right: someone spit their gum out the window of their car and it got on me. I HAD SOMEONE’S CHEWED UP GUM ON MY ARM.

I couldn’t get home and into the shower fast enough. I’m skeeved out just thinking about it.

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