RENEE ZELLWEGER attended an event on Monday night looking like . . . ANYONE BUT RENEE ZELLWEGER. She has had something done to her face, to the point where she doesn’t even look like herself. For one thing, her signature SQUINTY EYES seem to be a thing of the past.
At a “Women in Hollywood” event this week, JENNIFER GARNER noted that the press always asks her stuff about how she balances work and family life. But nobody ever asks that of her husband BEN AFFLECK. They just want to know about the boobs of his hot co-stars.
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY says part of the reason he married CAMILA ALVES was that she FORCED him to. He says, “Some of it had to do with her putting it on me. It took her going, ‘C’mon, Big Boy, Mr. Easygoing-We’ll-Get-to-It-When-We-Get-to-It. Either [crap] or get off the pot.'”
And for some reason it’s MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY day… he says he became a Washington Redskins fan as a kid in Texas is because when he’d watch Westerns, he always rooted for the Indians. And when asked if he thought the name was offensive, he didn’t really say . . . although he wishes it wouldn’t change. He adds, “I dig it. It gives me a little fire and some oomph.”
You may not have heard this before: MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY says that his father passed away . . . during SEX. He explains, “My dad died of heart failure making love to my mother . . . [and] he predicted it 20 years before it happened.”
NICKI MINAJ’s boyfriend Safaree Samuels, got two of his Nicki tattoos COVERED, and is in the process of getting the third removed. Does that mean they broke up? A source claims they’re still together, but Nicki wanted him to remove the tats because she wants to keep her dating life private.
A company has invented a HOVERBOARD like the one MICHAEL J. FOX rides in “Back to the Future 2″ . . . but it has its drawbacks. It can only hover over a special metallic surface, the battery life is A FEW MINUTES and it only hovers three-quarters of an inch above the ground. Also, it’s really noisy.
After James Blunt admitted that “You’re Beautiful” is annoying, someone put together a a list of “Other Songs Musicians Should Probably Apologize For”. It includes: “Bad Day” by Daniel Powter . . . Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me” . . . and “Achy Breaky Heart” by Billy Ray Cyrus.